It's ancient unused interview day, with two dogs, two guests on one mic, & there's nothing you or we can do about it. This was taken out of the vault in remembrance of the anniversary of our dear friend Mikl-Em's passing. Levity from Cafe & elsewheres. Mikl-Em of Bianca's Smut Shack et al. At least it's an ethos. Load. You should be my peeing friend. The worst time of your life. Something we forgot we used to do. Mini migration. The City Metaphor. Oedipal not edible. Also, the world if we ran it. Plus, Mikl was always game and he is missed every day.
Music: Monkey Shave by Thee Harlequine
The late, great Mikl-Em. R.I.P. my friend.
Friendly friends and the friends who reference them. Lowlights, but highlights, too. Duning Kreuger, brought to you by Brian. Poop on phone and sandy butthole. My book: An Excess Male. Brian, dune spirit, earned a playa name(s). Qualifier Christ and the Jesi. As we said before, don't buy that shade structure. Splitting woods. You like dugs? In the SparkleDark TM. Oregon's finest Nazi tattoo. Hole or pit? Rental hippies. Hotel Reading, California. Almost eating. Initials at the commune. Also, pack a pair of pants. Plus, friction lid failure.
Music: "Particles" by Wildlife Control
Friendship camping. Puce. Special event permit. Riveting flags. If you get sent home; you get sent home. Cyberpunk 2077. Assassin's Creed: Valhalla et others. Divinity 2. Horizon: Zero Dawn. Ghost of Tsushima. Disco Elysium. Gloomhaven: Jaws of the Lion. Baldur's Gate 3. Wingspan. Plus, I got Beth. Also, that was a Kobold child.
Music by Tate Robertson
GPE DOES NOT ENDORSE THIS INTERVIEW. This one, Permit, volunteers. Some perks to pushin'. Gate Fair people and Useless Liberal Gate Degrees. The Gate skinner box. Escape velocity. A lot of overnights. Generations of feelings. The Phallus Palace. Knocking departments. Superglue mgmt. Consent in the hole. Kaiser is death panels. No moar dept gossip. The Live Journal Pump Raiders Project Theme Camp Gaming Convention Emeritus. Fuck you, I'm in Staff Land. The Lyft drivers. You will be mercilessly ribbed. Car attack! The far side of playa. You're the universe. Pastel black. High tolerance for boredom. Plus, rest in piss, my man. Also, we have a YouTube channel.
Music by Tate Robertson
Photo Credit: Arsenic (IG @LightAlchemy)
A note from Permit:
"When this was recorded in December, 2019 I was under the assumption that I was on the autism spectrum. In January 2020 I had a neurological assessment and in February 2020 I received a diagnosis of OCPD (Obsessive-Compulsive Personality Disorder). ASD and OCPD have very similar symptoms, but their treatments and coping strategies are very different. I recognize the privilege that I have in that I was able to pay out of pocket for an assessment and diagnosis and not everyone is so fortunate. I want to express to my fellow neurotypical/neurodivergent folks that your self-diagnosis is valid and I support your efforts to exist in a world that is not built for us. However, I would also encourage you to get an assessment if you have the means to do so. Understanding the nature of what makes me act and think the way I do has been more helpful to me in the last 18 or so months than anything else in my life. I hope you are able to get the same foundation for yourself."
Fence of Thrones. Beth doesn't know about YouTube. Letters? I told you so. We're planning for Burning Man. Size queens and that sweet jank. Brown Eye + Eye = Pinkeye. Real bad taste. Happy Birthday Neko. Tara Incogneat-o. D-day and his great themes. It should not be our friends nor large. Caravansary 2.0. Listener-submitted Tik Toks.
Big thanks to 7-11/Ranger Kubrick for all of our amazing YouTube episodes!
AntiDysentery.com Burning Man Music Radio
That Damned Band "Whisky & Beer (For the Love Of)" https://thatdamnedband.com/
Accuracy Third You Tube https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCHgI-y1x2KFi-eS2N0G51-w
CONTENT WARNING: Military Sexual Trauma. Neko the Fucking Fairy. #SharpTinkle. It's important to have a code. Someplace from Sandman. Glitter Water Tinkle Piss. Burn differently for success! A little bit of Cafe party. Pulling over POCs. Marcy Pigpen. Do the thing so we can do the thing. The problem with "those" people. Get your showers at Media Mecca. Asshole location. Pet goat sounds. Stupid judgy douche bags.
She's got to get the wieners. Beth conflates kids and kinks. Whatever "The Boov" is. Here comes this Oontz. Also bored! Plus, D-day wanders off.
Music by: Midtown Social "Candlelit"
Down with corporate casual dining. Depressed? Still Artax! Jason's edit of Nat, by the by. No one knows Eplaya. Burn this restlessness. Two Trains One Dust. Going light. The Unbearable Lightness of Featherbike. Redundant cinnamon rolls & steam. Banana wheels. Apologies to the DMV. The origin of cats. Your new friend. The Nugget. The giving spirit. Nothing is safe. Mystical Misfits, apparently. Onesies for twosies. BEquinox. Rex segments whenever he wants. We @ 75%. #WhatIsYourSparksStory #Headstand #BRHS
Part two of the first episode of our new podcast. If you're liking what we're up to here, subscribe on whatever platform you're hearing us on.
In part 2 of our first episode, Rex goes over the characters in this section, and Beth discusses some of the narrative structures that show up. Predictions and general grab-ass closes out the episode.
Part one of the first episode of our new podcast. If you're liking what we're up to here, subscribe on whatever platform you're hearing us on.
In which we meet our hosts, D-day, Beth, and Rex, and D-day summarizes chapters 0-17 of Name of The Wind.
more of it. Surprised? Nah, just culture shocked. Ruled by a fart. Commitments are made in regards to The Granny Trolly. Biscuits: custard cream, jammy dodgers, fig rolls, bourbons, ginger nuts, hobnobs, and sugar daddies. How you exploit your children. Burnt Bridges. Yes, ma'am. The Nasty Feminists.
It's the end of the year as we know it. Face ... Off. Lil' Stevie King. House of Leaves AF. Clive Barker's The Scarlet Gospels, among other works. So hard, dude. ATTACK! How get better? What you want instead? Will there be burnsing? What you doon? Which Hot Pocket & wut temp? What drinking? How you? What best prezzie? What look forward to? Here or where? What best 2020? #NoObstructions
Music by: That Damned Band - "Circus Day"
A nose like an otter. Cheerses. Alaska Fire Circus. Barbie Death Village machetes. The Guru of Fire Spinning. Fire Conclave is a competition. Why aren't you hitting yourself? Hailing back to 1987. Termination Dust Bowl Camp and warning things. Googly sack. Trash bears. The principled environs. What's that got to do with the price of gas in Pennsylvania? The ball hitting routine. All of these things for the week after the week after.
It's happy-happy joy-joy with your pals! Rex is #AtBaahs in Exodus. Cowgirl w/ a deep bend. It's called a "puppet pole." Even Pope isn't completely hard. Beth = POS. He said prodstitutes. Chronkiller Funsicle. We're making a baby! And so did Lizard McGee. True dreams of boaty Burning Man. Never get enough of the fluff. Word salad events. Who wants a smoker? Missing eye contact. Also, Funkiller Pod, unless. Plus, "Fuck This Shit" masks available at burnernarc.com
# WeAreAllDumbShits #Trek4Pay
CONTENT WARNING - SUICIDE 31:26 - 32:45
Accuracy Third's new editor is Jason so meet him now right now. "Life happens" could be a slogan or something. Camp Envy. D-day remembers Element 11. Evanston, WY. Tacoma stinks, apparently literally. Someday, you'll all hear Jason's edit of Nat. We can hear Jason's keyboard and it's incredible. The two interview episode for Jason. Interviewer for us like journalismists is how interviewing works. Who is this new guy, Jason, anyway?! Other art stuff and podcasts. It's Divinity 2, actually. Different histories teach history differently. Rex is wrong about Freddy Kreuger. Plus, dissecting V. Also, we all know it's not cardboard.
Music: Treyzilla - "The Horror"
What we're crying at. Goodbyes and good licks. Chunks. Sadness, and yes, loneliness. Making kissy-face at Burning Man. Making the best of friendships. Instagram snot and radical self expression. What we're working on. Also, we'll throw up. Plus, follow it @! #NeverEndingSeason5 #JKRowlingIsAPieceOfShit
"Brooklyn" by Wildlife Control https://wildlifecontrol.bandcamp.com/
Gabriel (Han Cholo) & Robin (Lazy Fuck) are quar-rioting in Vegas. Community. Polycamperous. Volunteering overnight. #JusticeForGeorgeFloyd #ACAB
Family. Shame. Great year. Regret. Parenting. Betrayal. Butt stuff. Fights. Memories. Fears. Dirt. Embarrassing. Decision. Apology. Cherries. Stealing. Drunk. Seriously, more butt stuff? Manipulation. Tickled. Ugly. Nightmares. Housing. Bedding. Kindness. Fucking. Junior High School. Sadness. Working. Public. Smelling. Avoidance.
MUSIC: Eye of Doom - "Power Drive"
Synth-Meth is not funny. D-day met Rex. Beth met Rex. Beth met D-day. Grad school. The street. The theater. Rex met Beth. Craft party. Early Burn. Into the darkness. Sycamore. Benders. Podcast. Arbitrarily limiting bunches. Also, General Strike! Plus: #ElonMuskCanGoFuckHimself
MUSIC: Eye of Doom - "Nowhere"
King Nipples. And now, his hairiness. Who got fired? Euphemisms for "hanging out." Sarcasm &/or irony = dead. Laddering for show offs. Most of the work; none of the play. Beth's dairy tears. Skip past us talking about the POTUS. Stay for the hip, young dudes. Making "music" and "humor." A lot of Juggalo documentaries. Bawdy Storytelling. Also, WTF with puns? Plus, There Will Be Bread. MUSIC: Midtown Social "Believe"
Bryan did not make a Burning Man festival. Missing the bandwagon. Self-aggrandizement and we. The tears of the Triangle Temple. Good tents are heavy tents. A handful of pills and three bananas. Post Temple exodus like rolled it. Shamelessly subbing. That quick-set cement lifestyle. Burning Man art all over California. California: always on fire. Weird year. Luck and $500 bucks. Letting it breathe. Thank you for the party. Being burnier than thou. Please don't climb Temple. #ClimbTheTemple. Tweets Camp. "Disaster" bags. Old gross food reviews. Saving our fellow citizens. Crash Fence. You got Ranger face. Also, suck at the teat of capital. Plus, please don't 3-D print d-day a beard.
Commercials for cartoons. JRS and social media Burning Mans. Ren & Stimpy, Rocco's Modern Life, and Danger Mouse. [Scat!] Mailbag: D-Day's ADD can't Advanced D&D from Brian the Temple Guardian. Bex, Reth, and D-day. Ozark & 3.5 dads & Tiger King. Vermin Supreme?! The Employer's Feed. DJ Same DJ is pigeon.heart on Spotify. A3rd is also Spotified. [Scat!] Mailbag: Mohawk John's voodoo reiki dolls. Us playing Eclipse on YouTube now. We want a soak. Victory Mead. The Society for Creatively Anachronistic Drug Use. Also, Rex and Beth like the same video game. Plus, one of us knows that Night in the Woods is really not that good.
MUSIC: Midtown Social "Home" https://www.midtownsocialband.com/js_albums/fc-album/
PODCASTS: Running from Cops, Ear Hustle, Dirty John, Who the Hell is Hamish?, Reply All, Quick Question, Trump Inc., What Trump Can Teach Us About Con Law, 99% Invisible, Intercepted, Deconstructed, The Bechdel Cast, The Daily Zeitgeist, On The Media, It Could Happen Here, The Women's War, Worst Year Ever, The King Mobcast, Punch Up the Jam
FICTION: Motherless Brooklyn, Illuminatus!, The Martian, Magic for Beginners, Dune, Kill All Normies, Junky, In Watermelon Sugar, any one Tom Robbins Book except Half Asleep in Frog Pajamas, preaching Pynchon, The Broken Earth Trilogy, The Kingkiller Chronicle, The Expanse
NONFICTION: The New Jim Crow, Homicide
COMICS: The Invisibles, The Filth
TV: Sense 8, The Expanse, Tiger King is representative of polyamory,
FILM ON PLAYA: Brazil, (don't watch Fritz the Cat,) Kill Bill, Fury Road
VR: Beat Saber
YOUTUBE: Accuracy Third plays Eclipse
ALSO: Anarchist-ier Than Thou
PLUS: X-tian Side-Hug
ALSO TOO: Lazy Risotto
IN CONCLUSION: A System of Chits
TL;DR: SEND US YOUR ATTACK QUESTIONS
MUSIC: Midtown Social "Born to Dream"
Presenting Little Red & Mr. Mello. Who loves lines? A day of sweats. Roommate consideration confessional. The popular Mormon. Throwing shade at Orgy Dome. Baseline fun-danger. Their thing's name is hard-pan. Fertilizing the playa. The West Pole. We have become the swingers of worlds. Don't fuck-die at Burning Man. Runner band cock ring gifts. Frog Pond Fuck House. X-Cult. Also, Beth has already had The Thing. Plus, crystal flipping.
We graciously invite the Pope. The mommas and the poppas on the social medias. Politics politics politics politics. #VanLife. Who thinks there are enough public toilets? Not us. The Soak I-5 carport. The Friday Zoom Call (we asked.) Popes Pagan Post. [Scat] Mailbag: The Inescapable Joy-ness of Reaching Out. A bunch of burning scams.
What the fuck is going on, basically. The DMV is a real job. Motel 666. The same, but with douche bags. Glorious theater weirdos came. Pure agency Halloween. He called us journalists. Nostalgia v. immediacy. 100% unoriginal transformational snowflakes. Behind the filthy curtain. The Sherpa Liberation Front. Ellis Island is not in New York, New York. 1993 site works. The Generator is dead; long live The Generator. Wondering about kids. Losing the gate road. We want Grover to come over. Also, Rex's voice is fine. Plus: It's David Boyer from KALW and The Intersection Podcast.